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Now this….Dad’s Doin It…fabulously sexy in theory darling but helloooooo who did the casting ?  I mean seriously people…these little cream filled twinkies in this movie are dads ?  What, did some vile little teen seductress feed these sweet sexy lads some roofies and viagara so that they could ride away on their rocket ships of semen to lives supported through unknown intercourse leading to child support payments because a paternity test proves that something happened that none of these young guys would ever choose to have happen ?  I mean honey I have seen one way streets and I have seen two way streets and these guys I can tell straight-away (no pun intended) are strictly one way and would never agree to having a child with a woman.

Well now that I’ve finished my indignant little rant about title and premise…on with the show.  Dad’s Doin It while definitely low budget is a movie where the sex is hot enough that the eroticism is almost tangible in the air while watching it.  It would have been nice if these guys had large enough packages to match up to the level of cock-lust that they exhibited, but perhaps if they actually do have to deal with some female harpy as the premise states then they used to be better hung and she has just emasculated these poor guys with her harridan ways.  Dad’s Doin It as you can see is not one of my favorite movies but I will still recommend it enough that if you get the chance to see it then you will still be able to shoot a load to it just based on the sexuality itself being so high…just don’t look for any frills to rave about.  A semi-satisfied swishing semen salute to Dad’s Doin It.

Well honey…as everyone knows, the only good thing about a yawn is that your mouth is conveniently open for if some nice young stud wants to come by and slide anything in it. Well a yawn and a bit of wondering if it is just a nightmare instead of a movie is all I was able to get from Penal Pen Pals. Television has so many of those silly and stupid reality shows and we can all tell that most of them aren’t really reality…just real amateur actors with real scripts and my only hope for Penal Pen Pals is that it isn’t really reality, and if it is, then someone really needs to review what people want when they watch porn…sure, Oz was a fabulous series, but porn is about sex baby.

Each scene competes for which one will bore you to an orgasm first. Now I’m sure that everyone in the world has a wonderful story to tell about who they are, how they got to where they are, and what they want, but if I’m going to be watching a movie that will enable me to let the semen out to swim…I want to see sex. Not listen to some guy telling me about how he got busted for selling weed, and jail is lonely, and how he fantasized about sex with some pornstar who was on the outside, and then finally after listening to them whine, seeing some of the most boring sex I have ever seen. Like lock me away for a year and then bring me that yummy Jeff Palmer and watch me unleash a years worth of sexual frustration on his ass. I definitely would not be wasting a bunch of time talking to the camera. I would let my cock do the talking for me. But sadly, all you get to see are these guys telling their stories and then having brief quickies that you’d better have some really good wrist action happening if you want to cum before the action is over. No swishes for Penal Pen Pals, just wishes that I could have the time back to watch one of the better movies we have

Here we have a movie that like so many supposedly ’straight’ guys out there got mixed up and doesn’t know what it is.  Perhaps they were planning on having a cohesive storyline in Leather Intrusion Case 1 The Flaming Dragon, or maybe they just made a cool sounding Charlie Chan meets Sherlock Holmes title.  Don’t let me be misunderstood honey, I don’t miss the lack of a solid or time consuming storyline.  Just keep giving me the sweat and leather smell and studly dudes and I dont care if they never speak in the movie or have any lines at all…that’s not what I care about watching their mouths doing.

The sex is hot and even though the cocks in this movie aren’t any record breaking sizes they are large enough to enjoy and enjoy in action.  The guys are all studly looking and unlike many guys in leather porn they look damn tasty and natural in their leathers.  I guess that this kind of leather action is what bikers really mean when they say ‘born to ride.’  The top and bottom relationships are well defined and everyone in each scene lives up to what is expected of them and their positions.  The one thing I really find is missing from this movie is a dungeon scene.  There is just nothing like the sight, sounds, and smell of a bunch of guys getting together in a dark dungeon with clanking chains and testosterone and lust filling the air.  If you could bottle that scent you would have a surefire best-selling cologne.  All in all Leather Intrusion Case 1 The Flaming Dragon has a lot to enjoy.  If they did lose the plot at least they kept the action that makes hot porn hot and my cock rose to attention and sent the seamen out swimming a couple times while watching and Leather Intrusion Case 1 The Flaming Dragon is welcome to intrude upon me anytime.

Now honey I don’t know about you, but I’m a sucker (in more ways than one ) for those hunky studly macho type men and their tight buns and sweltering looks. So when I saw what was in store for me with To The Hilt I almost passed out from excitement!  Studly Jeff Hammond retells stories of his wild sexual adventures, and gets some of his friends to show us exactly what he’s talking about…and sugar these macho men go to the hilt in every single scene.

We’re treated to five fantastical sets; a dream sequence, a hot shower session…an even hotter hot tub visit and then the cowboys come to town wearing their super sexy Stetson hats before the good ol’ US of A brings it home…in the very last scene I wasn’t sure if I should be rising with my own particular brand of pride or rising with patriotistic pride given the one stud who refused to remove his Stars n Stripes baseball hat.  I’m all for being proud of my country and proud of who I am, but honestly, it just doesn’t fit in some arenas!  Ignore the baseball cap and To The Hilt takes you on an odyssey of male bonding that will make your jeans even tighter and your crotch pulse with desire.  If you enjoy hot studly guys in action then To The Hilt is for you and I give it eight super sexy really deep swishes!

‘Deep Voice’  “Hey bitch…what were you doing while I was away ?  Im your daddy and don’t you forget it you little cocksucking bitch whore…I own your ass.”  Uh ohhhh thats what the cream fiolled delectable twinkies are going to hear when their top-daddies come walking through the door and find out what they’ve been doing to while away the hours. Mmmm now THAT would make a delightful movie in itself but probably a lot more bdsm action that what we get in While The Sugar Daddy Is Away.  If you ask me though these little twinks deserve a good spanking and fisting for misbehaving like this…or maybe punished by a couple days of no cock at all…I don’t know if they could take that.

While The Sugar Daddy Is Away is a movie that shows us that no matter how much you train and satiate some bottom-subs, they will still misbehave and be naughty when left to their own devices.  This movie consists of a montage of cock-loving twinks who are kept like birds in gilded cages but also make the most out of their alone time by contacting other twinkies and making sure that they end up not alone as they enjoy some afternoon delights together.  The sex itself was nothing special…average cock sizes, blowjobs and fuck scenes, but the knowledge of how naughty these young guys were being and knowing that they would get a good spanking or somesuch if caught just added an extra edge giving it enough excitement that I was able to get nice and hard and creamy in my jeanies with each scene.  It’s worth watching as you get the enjoyment from both the sexual level and the ohhhh someones being bad level and I salute While The Sugar Daddy Is Away with a stream of naughty semen swishes and hope they make a sequel called ‘When The Sugar Daddy Gets Home.’

If you like those latino lotharios…mmm yknow those swarthy dark haired lean muscly cabana boy looking guys….get ready for your cock to spew some spicy salsa when watching Man Whores 2.  Personally I would say that slut is a more accurate term since these guys aren’t in it for the cash but rather in it for the cock and I’m sure if you waggled your meat-stick in front of them they would happily devour it with no need for payment.  Yet even with the slutty guys involved I can’t understand why this series ever warranted a sequel.  Even in adult movies there is such a thing as value and the length of the actual movie makes Man Whores 2 definitely questionable for watching value.

The short duration of Man Whores 2 could have been compensated for if they had included something that stood out and made this film in some way different from many other lusty latino movies out there.  Yet the only real distinction seems to be that it’s something you can watch and cum to in a limited amount of time.  Don’t misunderstand me, it is hot and everyone in their right mind loves watching lean latinos in action…but unless they really are whores charging a ton of money they could have made this last a bit longer or filmed a bit more action since youthful dudes like this have enough vitality to go around again for another set of fun.  While this movie was not a fave for me to rave, it did make me cum and does get some semi-satiated swishes of satisfaction.

Everybody loves watching a well hung beefcake stroking and jacking in front of a webcam; maybe it’s the voyeur that’s in all of us or maybe it’s just the fact that anyone who gets off for people in front of a webcam obviously has a totally slutty nature or they wouldn’t be doing it…whatever it is, we all find these shows hot enough to jack off to and sometimes even preferable to pro porn dvds.  Fast Connection gives us a look at the action behind the action…where do webcam guys come from ?  Do they have action happening on the side off the cam to keep them up and ready for action and most importantly for anyone wondering…are they really as slutty offcam as when broadcasting for hundreds of anonymous viewers ?  Fast Connection addresses all of these questions with sizzling hot answers.

Firstoff we see how hot guys get scouted for this cam industry…pretty much the same way any other athlete gets scouted, but with sex.  This leads into getting to see some well hung cocks getting jacked for our pleasure watching the dvd as well as to the joyful moans of the many many viewers out in cam-land.  The action continues in an exciting spiral of debauchery as toys and full on sex come into play between and during their cam times.  By the end of the movie the cam-plot gets kinda lost but with how hot the action is by that point who cares about any plot anymore anyways.  A well satisfied set of cam to cam sexy swishes for Fast Connection.

With a cast that mixes masculine beefcakes and yummy looking sluts, Qualified To Satisfy is a movie that lives up to it’s title satisfying both the actors and the viewers by mixing hot twosomes and torrid threesomes while also mixing the age formulas into a blend of spermtastic delight.  They spared no cost of quantity in this show with their large ensemble of studs that while the box says they are newcummers to porn have the skills and on-camera casual sexuality that speaks of experience already.  I can’t wait to see the action that these guys will be deliviering to us after a few more movies and another year of porn experience under their belts.

Qualified To Satisfy also mixes together a cast of the obviously gay with some actors who are those kind of gay guys that you see and figure they look straight until you get them into the sack.  The sex is poundingly intense, the cum flies as those satisfaction levels get reached and the way that these new-to-porn guys get into their threesome scenes is amazing.  If they didn’t have any porn experience they sure must have at least had bath-house experience the way that they naturally fall into place servicing whatever cocks are put in front of them.  Sadly though this movie was not perfect even though it does satisfy as advertised.  The problem keeping it from porn perfection is cock-size.  Unfortunately most of these guys are no more than average in the size department and if they were trying to satisfy some of us offscreen they would need another inch or two or at least a bit more thickness.  Onscreen with their slutty natures and love of cock though, Qualified To Satisfy does definitely satisfy and gets a heaping helping of satisfied swishes.

Glory Glory Hallelujah and Go tell it on a mountain that Glory Hole days are here again.  Oh my honey…let me turn down the temperature because after watching this it is hot hot hot in here…remember when I reviewed Glory Hole Gang Bang 2 a few weeks ago and I raved and craved and raved some more about it and told you all that I was going to take a look for Glory Hole Gang Bang 1 because if the sequel was so cumtastically ass-tastic then the original would probably be at least as exciting if not more so ?  Well….guess what ?  I found it and of course just like always…I was right.

Glory Hole Gang Bang starts off with a glorious bang and from that point on it only picks up and mantains that same intense pace as its previously enjoyed sequel.  There are no awkward and jumpy scene changes, no dialogue or silly stories to have to either scan through or try to understand…there is just full on sex that keeps flowing from beginning to end as these lucky guys have a free-flowing never ending group scene happening where they get to enjoy each other’s cocks from both the kink factor of the glory holes and the ass pounding enjoyment they get from each other as the ‘walls come down’ leading to a round of ass fucking with as much variation as a game of musical chairs.  Glory Hole Gang Bang is definitely a movie that you can watch repeatedly and cum repeatedly while watching.  An around the world ribbon of swishing semen is my rating for this must-see masturbatory masterpiece.

Oh My God!  Honey if this is what lies down south in that sexy sultry country of Brazil then I know EXACTLY where I’m headed for my next vacation…or hell maybe I should just move down there because these hunks are so tasty and fine they’d make anything bearable.  I think I’m finally starting to fully appreciate why they call it ‘Latino heat’…because sugar these Latino strippers (as it turns out) are definitely packing the goods and the sultriness of their looks and the fiery passion that practically flares from their olive toned skin just sets my pulse racing and my loins on fire with lust.

Lay It On Thick gives us four fabulous scenes of chiseled Latin hunks fully enjoying each others muscular bodies in every way imaginable…from some deliciously wet and noisy oral scenes to some intense fuck scenes that leave nothing to the imagination.  Lay It On Thick delivers incredibly hot and sultry sex scenes beyond anything I’d seen from the XXX Latin world before.  I strongly recommend anyone who loves hot sweaty sex and long luxurious blowjobs performed by ravenous studly men to try this movie out.  Six sexy sultry swishes for Lay It On Thick.